Comments on: Sanka Ashtray

By: Josh Glenn

Josh Glenn — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 02:47:01 +0000

Only a few hours left to bid on the Sanka Ashtray!

By: Josh Glenn

Josh Glenn — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:16:33 +0000

With just under 3 days left to go, this item is now selling for $10.50 — starting price $1. So Luc Sante’s narrative has multiplied the item’s value ten-fold, so far. Pretty cool! Get your bids in…

By: brian

brian — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:38:12 +0000

Since the story is about metamorphosis, I believe McDrain became McGruff, the crime dog.

By: Kaffee Hag

Kaffee Hag — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:48:34 +0000

If it hadn’t been for all that decaffeinated Sanka, Ms Furgarden would never have nodded off in front of the TV.

By: Roscoe Furgarden

Roscoe Furgarden — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:55:35 +0000

That was you who took my favorite ashtray! You bastards!

By: Mildred Swing

Mildred Swing — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:28:58 +0000

I’m sorry about your broken teeth. Contact me c/o General Delivery, George Town, Grand Cayman Island for full restitution.

By: Geoff Edgers

Geoff Edgers — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:19:44 +0000

You fool! Look closely inside the iconic font – Reninga OT(?) – used to push this revolutionary, decaffeinated drink of leisure. Can’t you see the crystals? That’s how the Furgardens tried to hide the Light of the East diamond. And you dumped it into a Goodwill box. Good enough for you. Now a priceless gem is likely residing in my cousin Murray’s room at the YMCA. Bollocks.