Harvard Reunion Dish

[The auction for this item, with story by Paul Jaskunas, has ended. Original price: $1.49. Final price: $19.50. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] A conversation between a husband and a wife in their … Continue reading

Love Pillow

[The auction for this item, with story by David Abrams, has ended. Original price: 99 cents. Final price: $36.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] In the end, the pillow came between them.  It … Continue reading

Cat Napkin Ring

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Julie Klausner, has ended. Original price: 50 cents. Final price: $31.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] On the bus in the morning, Judith Zinn-Lasser … Continue reading

Pepper Shaker

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Philip Graham, has ended. Original price: 99 cents. Final price: $28.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] Lily hesitates before the open door of the … Continue reading

Glass Hen

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Alissa Nutting, has ended. Original price: 50 cents. Final price: $34.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] I agreed to stay with Grandma through her … Continue reading

Dragon Figurine

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Erin Ellia, has ended. Original price: $1.99. Final price: $31.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] Congratulations, gentlemen. And, er, ladies. Welcome to – what’d … Continue reading

Green Bird Glass

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Ed Skoog, has ended. Original price: $3.00. Final price: $26.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] Back then, I taught introductory drawing at East Memphis … Continue reading

Pie charts

What’s a scientific experiment without pie charts? It’s incomplete, that’s what. So: You’ve already been presented with this data in tabular form. But these, you see, are pie charts. First: Story categories. (Previous category analysis, with table, here.) Second, object-function … Continue reading

What’s Your Function?

Is the Sanka Ashtray primarily an example of a promotional item, or tobaccania? Is the Elvis Chocolate Tin primarily a container, or a novelty item? Why did we name the Spotted Dogs Figurine and Mule Figurine the way we did … Continue reading

Meat Tenderizer

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Patrick Cates, has ended. Original price: $1.00. Final price: $29.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] “Gastro-wot, Tone?” The regular punters were not happy when … Continue reading

Smoking Man Figurine

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Vicente Lozano, has ended. Original price: $2.99. Final price: $37.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] This little smoking man did not appear in Inglourious … Continue reading

Dive Mask

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Gary Panter, has ended. Original price: $1.00. Final price: $54.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] I wanted to create a monster hoax out at … Continue reading

Fortune-Telling Device

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Rachel Axler, has ended. Original price: $1.49. Final price: $56.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] 10/12/91 Q: Does John like me? A: TRY AGAIN Q: … Continue reading