| Object | Significance Value | Object Type | Significance Type | Narrative Mode | Author |
| Russian Figure | 1 | Figurine | Talisman | Cool | Doug Dorst |
| Indian Maiden | 2 | Figurine | Talisman | Cool | R.K. Scher |
| Wooden Animal | 3 | Figurine | Evidence | Hot | Meg Cabot |
| "Hawk" Ashtray | 5 | House & Table | Fossil | Hot | William Gibson |
| Pink Horse | 4 | Toy | Totem | Hot | Kate Bernheimer |
| Metal Boot | 7 | Decoration | Talisman | Cool | Bruce Sterling |
| 4-Tile | 6 | Decoration | Fossil | Hot | Toni Schlesinger |
| Cape Cod Shoe | 8 | Kitsch | Fossil | Hot | Sheila Heti |
| Duck Tray | 12 | Kitsch | Idol | Hot | Stewart O'Nan |
| Wooden Mallet | 12 | Tool | Talisman | Cool | Colson Whitehead |
| Fish Spoons | 9 | Kitchenware | Evidence | Cool | Mark Doty |
| Fake Banana | 9 | Decoration | Evidence | Cool | Josh Kramer |
| Cow Vase | 14 | House & Table | Fossil | Cool | Ed Park |
| Missouri Shot Glass | 9 | Promotional Item | Totem | Hot | Jonathan Lethem |
| Kneeling Man Figurine | 18 | Kitsch | Talisman | Hot | Glen David Gold |
| Rhino Figurine | 17 | Figurine | Talisman | Cool | Nathaniel Rich |
| Rainbow Sand Animal | 16 | Novelty Item | Evidence | Cool | Sloane Crosley |
| Meat Thermometer | 23 | Kitchenware | Fossil | Cool | Nicholson Baker |
| Idol | 23 | Decoration | Idol | Cool | Andrew Ervin |
| Felt Mouse | 14 | Toy | Fossil | Hot | Meghan O'Rourke |
| Bird Figurine | 21 | Figurine | Totem | Cool | Sung J. Woo |
| Ziggy Heart | 25 | Promotional Item | Evidence | Cool | Todd Levin |
| Geisha Bobblehead | 19 | Novelty Item | Evidence | Cool | Edward Champion |
| BBQ Sauce Jar | 20 | Kitchenware | Evidence | Cool | Matthew J. Wells |
| Ireland Cow Plate | 29 | Kitsch | Totem | Hot | Sarah Rainone |
| Necking Team Button | 35 | Novelty Item | Fossil | Hot | Susannah Breslin |
| Rope/Wood Monkey | 29 | Figurine | Fossil | Hot | Kevin Brockmeier |
| Rooster Oven Mitt | 22 | Kitchenware | Fossil | Hot | Victor LaValle |
| Motel Room Key | 27 | Tool | Fossil | Cool | Laura Lippman |
| Jar of Marbles | 25 | Toy | Evidence | Cool | Ben Ehrenreich |
| Smiling Mug | 41 | Novelty Item | Idol | Cool | Ben Greenman |
| Marines (Upside-Down) Logo Mug | 33 | Promotional Item | Idol | Cool | Tom Vanderbilt |
| Maine Statutes Dish | 28 | Promotional Item | Fossil | Cool | Ben Katchor |
| Halston Mug | 42 | Kitsch | Fossil | Cool | Mimi Lipson |
| Seahorse Lighter | 36 | Novelty Item | Idol | Hot | Aimee Bender |
| Hand-Held Bubble Blower | 36 | Toy | Talisman | Cool | Myla Goldberg |
| Creamer Cow | 48 | Kitchenware | Evidence | Cool | Lucinda Rosenfeld |
| JFK Bust | 48 | Kitsch | Idol | Cool | Annie Nocenti |
| Mr. Pickwick Coat Hook | 32 | House & Table | Evidence | Cool | Christopher Sorrentino |
| Round Box | 38 | Tool | Fossil | Hot | Tim Carvell |
| Amoco Yo-Yo | 29 | Toy | Fossil | Hot | Mark Sarvas |
| Miniature Bottle | 55 | Promotional Item | Talisman | Cool | Mark Frauenfelder |
| Penguin Creamer | 42 | Kitchenware | Fossil | Hot | Sari Wilson |
| Cigarette Case | 39 | House & Table | Evidence | Cool | Margot Livesey |
| Chili Cat | 56 | Figurine | Totem | Hot | Lydia Millet |
| Alien Toy | 33 | Toy | Fossil | Hot | Nomi Kane |
| Ocean Scene Globe | 40 | Decoration | Idol | Cool | Stephanie Reents |
| Unicorn | 48 | Figurine | Fossil | Hot | Sarah Weinman |
| Crumb Sweeper | 45 | House & Table | Evidence | Cool | Shelley Jackson |
| Praying Hands | 48 | Kitsch | Talisman | Cool | Rosecrans Baldwin |
| Elvis Chocolate Tin | 54 | Promotional Item | Fossil | Hot | Jessica Helfand |
| Sanka Ashtray | 70 | Promotional Item | Evidence | Cool | Luc Sante |
| Tin Ark | 67 | Decoration | Talisman | Hot | Rebecca Wolff |
| Windsurfing Trophy/Statue | 42 | Kitsch | Evidence | Cool | Naomi Novik |
| Pabst Bottle Opener | 62 | Promotional Item | Fossil | Cool | Sean Howe |
| Spotted Dogs Figurine | 71 | Novelty Item | Fossil | Hot | Curtis Sittenfeld |
| Santa Nutcracker | 77 | House & Table | Evidence | Cool | Kurt Andersen |
| Foppish Figurine | 69 | Kitsch | Idol | Hot | Rob Baedeker |
| Kitty Saucer | 76 | House & Table | Evidence | Cool | James Parker |
| Piggybank | 77 | Novelty Item | Totem | Cool | Matthew De Abaitua |
| Mule Figurine | 84 | Novelty Item | Totem | Cool | Matthew Sharpe |
| Nutcracker with Troll Hair (or something) | 84 | Novelty Item | Talisman | Cool | Adam Davies |
| Grain Thing | 63 | Kitchenware | Idol | Hot | Joanne McNeil |
| Dome Doll | 73 | Figurine | Talisman | Cool | Jason Grote |
| Popsicle-Stick Construction | 77 | Decoration | Fossil | Hot | Sara Ryan |
| Golf Ball Bank | 84 | Novelty Item | Evidence | Cool | Todd Pruzan |
| Blue Vase | 46 | House & Table | Evidence | Cool | Lauren Mechling |
| Candyland Labyrinth Game | 88 | Toy | Talisman | Cool | Matthew Battles |
| Pen Stand | 88 | Tool | Fossil | Hot | Lizzie Skurnick |
| Military Figure | 58 | Figurine | Idol | Cool | David Shields |
| Dilbert Stress Toy | 48 | Promotional Item | Idol | Hot | Betsey Swardlick |
| Uncola Glass | 63 | Promotional Item | Fossil | Hot | Jen Collins |
| Choirboy Figurine | 58 | Kitsch | Evidence | Cool | J. Robert Lennon |
| Star of David Plate | 77 | Kitsch | Evidence | Cool | Adam Harrison Levy |
| Lighter Shaped Like Small Pool Ball | 47 | Novelty Item | Fossil | Cool | Rob Agredo |
| Device | 77 | Tool | Fossil | Cool | Tom Bartlett |
| Cracker Barrel Ornament | 53 | Promotional Item | Fossil | Hot | Maud Newton |
| Sea Captain Pipe Rest | 58 | Novelty Item | Fossil | Hot | Michael Atkinson |
| "Hakuna Matata" Figurine | 90 | Promotional Item | Totem | Hot | Jennifer Michael Hecht |
| Ornamental Sphere | 63 | Decoration | Talisman | Cool | Charles Ardai |
| Cat Mug | 72 | House & Table | Fossil | Hot | Thomas McNeely |
| Wave Box | 63 | Promotional Item | Talisman | Cool | Teddy Wayne |
| Toy Toaster | 95 | Toy | Talisman | Hot | Jonathan Goldstein |
| Flip-Flop Frame | 57 | Novelty Item | Talisman | Hot | Merrill Markoe |
| Thai Hooks | 67 | Kitsch | Evidence | Cool | Bruno Maddox |
| Small Stapler | 90 | Tool | Fossil | Hot | Katharine Weber |
| Duck Vase | 75 | House & Table | Talisman | Cool | Matthew Klam |
| Fred Flintstone Pez Dispenser | 96 | Novelty Item | Fossil | Hot | Claire Zulkey |
| Basketball Trophy | 83 | Figurine | Evidence | Cool | Cintra Wilson |
| Toy Hot Dog | 99 | Toy | Idol | Hot | Jenny Davidson |
| Umbrella Trinket | 58 | Decoration | Evidence | Cool | Bruce Holland Rogers |
| Toothbrush Holder | 77 | House & Table | Evidence | Cool | Terese Svoboda |
| Coconut Cup | 93 | Novelty Item | Fossil | Hot | Annalee Newitz |
| Swiss Medal | 74 | Promotional Item | Fossil | Hot | Kathryn Borel Jr. |
| #1 Mom Hooks | 96 | House & Table | Fossil | Hot | Rachel Berger |
| Clown Figurine | 87 | Figurine | Talisman | Cool | Nick Asbury |
| Kentucky Dish | 94 | House & Table | Evidence | Cool | Dean Haspiel |
| Porcelain Scooter | 100 | Kitsch | Idol | Hot | Teddy Blanks |
| Hawaiian Utensils | 98 | Decoration | Fossil | Hot | Stephen Elliott |
| Bar Mitzvah Bookends | 90 | Tool | Evidence | Cool | Stacey Levine |
