Significant Objects

Kitty Saucer

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by James Parker, has closed. Original price: $1.25. Final price: $15.53 ] “You know, of course,” said the periodontist, as he bore down with his scalpel, “that Nancy Pelosi is insane?” Floyd Haruspex, gaping and nearly prone in the chair, made no answer. The question had been rhetorical anyway. “She [...]

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