About Patrick Cates

Patrick Cates is an LA-based Londoner who has written for FHM, the Boston Phoenix, Cruel Site of the Day, Bad Gas, and Hilobrow.

Meat Tenderizer

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Patrick Cates, has ended. Original price: $1.00. Final price: $29.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] “Gastro-wot, Tone?” The regular punters were not happy when … Continue reading