About Colleen Werthmann

Colleen Werthmann has written for The Huffington Post, the late great satirical website 23/6, and McSweeney's; she recently wrote jokes for the Oscars. She is also a New York-based actress, currently appearing in Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson at The Public Theater.

Absolution Figurine

[The auction for this object, with story by Colleen Werthmann, has ended. Original price: $3.00. Final price: $11.50. Significant Objects will donate proceeds from this auction to Girls Write Now.] During the Sacraments, cheat out. That way the whole church … Continue reading