Creamer Cow

by Lucinda Rosenfeld | Mon, Jul 6, 2009

EVIDENCE

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[Bidding on this Significant Object, with story by Lucinda Rosenfeld, has ended. Original price: $1. Final price: $26.]

My grandmother, Zippy Friedman, was an administrator at Austen Riggs Psychiatric Hospital in Stockbridge, MA, for several decades beginning in the 1950’s. She was also a close friend of artist Norman Rockwell and was instrumental in having him admitted there during a particularly gruesome bout of depression. (Yes, the acclaimed illustrator of those aggressively cheerful Saturday Evening Post covers suffered from chronic depression.)

Anyway, for whatever reason, Norman brought this golden cow creamer with him to Riggs—and then failed to bring it home. Which is how it ended up in my grandmother’s kitchen in nearby Pittsfield, where it sat on the windowsill next to a Provencal rooster (also made of porcelain) until her death in 1983. What’s more, according to my mother, at some point my grandmother started referring to the creamer as “Norman,” as in, “Let’s all have tea—someone grab Norman.”

Which makes me wonder if something bad happened between them. Why? If you can’t tell from the pictures, the cow’s got a pretty angry and unforgiving look on her face. And, depressed though he frequently was, the real Norman Rockwell was apparently a delightful, kind man. (Mysteries never cease.) So anyway, my young daughter told me she finds “Norm” scary. And we get our hot beverages to go — at Starbucks. But he really is a piece of history. No chips. Lovely glaze intact. Pours well.

The significance of this object has been invented by the author; see the project description for details. Click here to receive email updates.
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About the author:

Lucinda Rosenfeld

Lucinda Rosenfeld’s new book — I'm So Happy For You: A Novel About Best Friends — will be published in July by Little Brown.

8 Responses to “Creamer Cow”

  1. sy Says:

    I so want to believe this story. The whole project reminds me a bit of a recent RadioLab (or was it TAL?) about Origin Stories – that we all want things to have a romantic history above and beyond their true use and meaning.

    But the fact that the objects are now included in the project – that alone increases their value and adds to the romantic origin – whatever the fictional, and true, origin story is.

    It’s all very meta. I hope I can get a ceramic cow creamer out of it.

  2. Jennifer Says:

    According to some online cow creamer experts, there aren’t any books on cow creamers. Yet.

  3. Josh Glenn Says:

    With just under 3 days left to go, this item is now selling for $12.50 — starting price $1. So Lucinda Rosenfeld’s narrative has multiplied the item’s value by twelve, so far. Get your bids in now…

  4. Josh Glenn Says:

    Creamer now selling for $26! 2 1/2 days left to bid…

  5. Josh Glenn Says:

    Only a few hours left to bid on the Cow Creamer!


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