Duck Nutcracker

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Wayne Koestenbaum, has ended. Original price: $3. Final price: $37.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] Gloria Swanson owned a duck nutcracker. Guests, including Jean Harlow … Continue reading

Unappealing objects

We’ve discussed the intrinsic appeal of some Significant Objects – but what about those objects that lacked such appeal? Things inexplicable, but not in a way that doesn’t necessarily make you want to know more. Sometimes objects like the now-notorious … Continue reading

Bowling Bag Salt Shaker

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Lydia Millet, has ended. Original price: $0.50. Final price: $49.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] I’ve always wanted to be good at a bar … Continue reading

New writers, and our Fictionaut group

I don’t believe we ever formally noted that the recent Hammer Bottle Opener + Alexander Chapman Story was our first Significant Object by one of the finalists from our earlier contest with Slate. (The auction ended yesterday, and it went … Continue reading

Portable Hairdryer

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Douglas Wolk, has ended. Original price: $3. Final price: $15.49. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] …In the final year of his career, however, Sanangelo … Continue reading

Chrome Turtle

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Bob Powers, has ended. Original price: $2. Final price: $51.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] I bought this chrome turtle from the first girl … Continue reading

Jar of Flowers

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Sarah Manguso, has ended. Original price: $2. Final price: $20.00. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] When the old lady died, my brothers and I … Continue reading

Friday Mug

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Dan Reines, has ended. Original price: $.50. Final price: $12.50. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] I think it was Ted Spain’s to start with, … Continue reading

Our Top 25 Objects

According to our highly scientific Adjusted Sales Rank table, the following objects were the 25 most significant of our experiment. Let’s consider these significant objects visually — i.e., without mentioning which authors wrote which stories, and without reference to the … Continue reading

Massager

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Amy Fusselman, has ended. Original price: $3. Final price: $13.50. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] 11/21 Hey Snit — Guess what I found, the … Continue reading

Hammer Bottle Opener

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Alexander Chapman, has ended. Original price: $2. Final price: $40.06. Final price: Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] So Mel liked to call himself “The … Continue reading

Plastic Communion Cross

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Mark Binelli, has ended. Original price: $1. Final price: $10.49.  Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] Shortly after I made my First Communion, my cousin … Continue reading

Rabbit Candle

[The auction for this Significant Object, with story by Neil LaBute, has ended. Original price: $3. Final price: $112.50. Significant Objects will donate the proceeds of this auction to 826 National.] Instead of walking home the way I usually do … Continue reading

The Data: Adjusted Sales Rank

On Friday, I posted an Adjusted Final Price table, which allows us to compare our 100 objects’ final prices with their final prices adjusted for Duration Factor. It took a bit of doing, but — after the jump — please find … Continue reading